Since we're not quite ready bandwidth-wise for live streaming video of our events, we're doing the next best thing.  The files below are .wav files (sound files) that capture the elements of weekend motorsports.  Sort of.

Some of these are rated R, but only for language and not anything kinky.  Enjoy!

9krpm.wav  Days of Thunder, "When that little needle hits nine thousand rpm's, that's bad..."

106miles.wav  Blues Brothers, "We got a full tank of gas..."

88mph.wav  Back to the Future, "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious *hit"

adctcars.wav  Home Improvement, "I'm addicted to cars..."

bearings.wav  Fletch, "It's all ball bearings these days..."

carpc.wav  Ferris Bueller's Day Off, "I asked for a car and I got a computer.  How's that for being born under a bad sign?"

dodge.wav  Blues Brothers, "I don't believe it.  It's that *hitbox Dodge again."

fordpos.wav  Men in Black, "Unlimited technology from the whole universe and we cruise around in a Ford POS."

newcar.wav  National Lampoon's Vacation (the first one w/ Christy Brinkley, the Ferrari and grandma strapped to the roof), "You think you hate it now.  Wait'll you drive it!"

rubbin.wav  Days of Thunder, "Rubbin', son, is racin'."

thrwnrod.wav  Blues Brothers, "It's the motor.  Thrown a rod."  "Is that serious?"  "Yep."

turn.wav Better Off Dead, "Go that way really fast.  If something gets in your way, turn."